“Geez, when my boss talked about ‘simplifying the transport layer’, I had no idea this is what he meant!”
Rick Stoffiere of Avon, Ohio, is this week’s beeeg winner although, unfortunately, we can’t send him one of these nifty contraptions to tool around the office.
Click below to check out the excellent runners-up and head back later today for the start of the next tilt.
Runners-up
Toyota gets into the browser market by releasing its 2006 personal browser. Mark G. At Apple we are proud to announce today the new Ultimate IPOD. The New UIPOD will hold up to 128 terabytes worth of your favorite music & videos, and will also get 250 miles to the charge. When not in use it will fold up into a convenient backpack that can actually pass through a TSA screener position without setting off every alarm in the airport. Ben F. It’s the Porta-Poddy!Stephen M. No, you’re all wrong. It’s a riding vacuum. Complete with both HEPA and HIPPA filters.Dave M. Sony introduces the new PlayStation 3.Jim “I’ll show Mommy, I’M NOT TOO BIG FOR MY STROLLER!”Jerry E. The new adult Big Wheel for those too lazy to stand on a Segway.Tony D. Tired of women only pushing their infants around giving THEM all their attention? Well, heeeeeere’s your chance…Casey H. “Oh man, my mom’s such a Freudian she’ll freak if she sees this photo!”Gordon S. In this astounding photograph, it is revealed that nanobots designed to be released into the human bloodstream are in fact piloted by teeny tiny Japanese in business suits . . .Ron E. The Microsoft TimeMachine 1.0 is revealed to the World. At press time, it can only travel forward in time at 1x speed. A Microsoft spokesman states that “TWinFS (Time Window Finder System) was removed so that the product could be released on time and will be included in a “future” release.Chuck S.
