“This new DRM mechanism will not inconvenience the user in any way.”
Russell Skingsley walks away with Weekly Caption Contest honors (and thankfully not this contraption) this week. Click below to read the excellent runners-up, and head back later today for the start of the next tilt.
Runners-up
The Sony rootkit removal tool, home version. Mark V. “Gee, honey, I shrank Bill Gates.”Greg M. “I couldn’t take it anymore. He said ‘No disassemble Johnny Five’ one too many times.”Dan F. “So… how much if I stick my hand in there?”Casey H. “Discontent with the laser-rock show at the planetarium, Ross decided to build his own…”Scott P. “We’d like to release it to production, but the documentation group won’t come near it.”Rick S. “And just like Mr. Rube Goldberg designed it, the coffee comes out at the prefect temperature.”Bill S. “We’ve engineered the closest shave ever. This razor has twenty blades!” Tony S. “OK, Cold Fusion is NOT dead. This machine will produce 3.14 gigawatts from a carrot.”Alan M. “And, HERE is where all the suggestions from Microsoft users get inserted…!”Gary R. Cisco announced their new subspace router today! Designed to be deployed in the Romulan and Klingon Neutral zones to enhance Starfleet security.Jim P. As work continued on his female robot, George realized that he needed to add some softer features.Dale W.
