“Election day in Washington has a new twist! Enter Left – Right – Left – Right – B – A – Start – Start to cast an extra vote for the candidate of your choice.”JD Roman wins the latest Weekly Caption Contest with the frightening thought of Microsoft as the OS behind e-voting machines. That would be fun… Click below to read our high-lar-i-ous runners-up and please note, due to the short U.S. Thanksgiving work week, we won’t be running a contest this week. Come back next Monday, full of turkey, for the start of a new round.Runners-up How do I set it for Second Rinse?Rich O. “Please deposit 40 yen for the next ten frags.”Dave I think you two are taking on-line dating a little to far – Why don’t just walk over and talk to her?James B. In a new scheme to prevent shoplifting, Microsoft repackages the XBOX…Gary L. Microsoft introduces the latest technology in ATM security. Want to withdraw money? Get the high score!Robert H. So where Related content news analysis FBI/IC3: Vile $5B business e-mail scam continues to breed FBI/IC3 reports over 40,000 worldwide victims and $5 billion in the latest reckoning By Michael Cooney May 08, 2017 5 mins Security news analysis Ultimate geek dream? NASA challenges you to jump on the FORTRAN bandwagon! NASA opens High Performance Fast Computing Challenge By Michael Cooney May 05, 2017 4 mins Government Open Source Enterprise Applications news analysis Fragmented, disorganized IT systems thwart feds ability to track visas DHS OIG says ineffective IT process has contributed to a backlog of more than 1.2 million visa overstay cases. By Michael Cooney May 04, 2017 5 mins Analytics Data Center Security news analysis TSA: “As you can imagine, live anti-tank rounds are strictly prohibited altogether.” TSA finds live anti-tank round in carry-on bag By Michael Cooney Apr 28, 2017 2 mins Security Podcasts Videos Resources Events NEWSLETTERS Newsletter Promo Module Test Description for newsletter promo module. Please enter a valid email address Subscribe