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BlackBerry A&B

Apr 03, 20061 min
Data Center

The BlackBerry has finally made it. It’s being used as a means of assault for the very rich and very thin.

Last week super-crazy model Naomi Campbell was arrested in New York for allegedly throwing “a crystal-encrusted BlackBerry” at her maid’s head.

There are two things wrong with this: 1. Throwing a BlackBerry is technology abuse. 2. Putting crystals on a BlackBerry is also technology abuse. Unless you’re a 12-year-old girl, and then we’re wondering why you have a BlackBerry in the first place.

Anyway, we should mention that assaulting people is bad, too. Yet Campbell has a history of hitting her staff with pretty much anything but her fists. So now matter how bad work is this morning, we’ll say be thankful you’re not working for Campbell, who now has an open maid position, actually.

Via New York Daily News