The BlackBerry has finally made it. It’s being used as a means of assault for the very rich and very thin.Last week super-crazy model Naomi Campbell was arrested in New York for allegedly throwing “a crystal-encrusted BlackBerry” at her maid’s head.There are two things wrong with this: 1. Throwing a BlackBerry is technology abuse. 2. Putting crystals on a BlackBerry is also technology abuse. Unless you’re a 12-year-old girl, and then we’re wondering why you have a BlackBerry in the first place.Anyway, we should mention that assaulting people is bad, too. Yet Campbell has a history of hitting her staff with pretty much anything but her fists. So now matter how bad work is this morning, we’ll say be thankful you’re not working for Campbell, who now has an open maid position, actually. Via New York Daily News Related content news analysis FBI/IC3: Vile $5B business e-mail scam continues to breed FBI/IC3 reports over 40,000 worldwide victims and $5 billion in the latest reckoning By Michael Cooney May 08, 2017 5 mins Security news analysis Ultimate geek dream? NASA challenges you to jump on the FORTRAN bandwagon! NASA opens High Performance Fast Computing Challenge By Michael Cooney May 05, 2017 4 mins Government Open Source Enterprise Applications news analysis Fragmented, disorganized IT systems thwart feds ability to track visas DHS OIG says ineffective IT process has contributed to a backlog of more than 1.2 million visa overstay cases. By Michael Cooney May 04, 2017 5 mins Analytics Data Center Security news analysis TSA: “As you can imagine, live anti-tank rounds are strictly prohibited altogether.” TSA finds live anti-tank round in carry-on bag By Michael Cooney Apr 28, 2017 2 mins Security Podcasts Videos Resources Events NEWSLETTERS Newsletter Promo Module Test Description for newsletter promo module. Please enter a valid email address Subscribe