Michael Cooney
Senior Editor

Hey, loser, it’s not your fault

Opinion
Jun 27, 20061 min

Our favorite story of late:

Study: Internet partly to blame for your lack of close friends

That’s such a good headline, we barely need to write a joke.

How about: “What’s missing is the subhead, ‘Your B.O., obsession with Trek, also cited’ “? (Ed. – Eh, could be better). This is too hard. The editors are supposed to write bad headlines so we can make fun of them.Reaction positive to executive changes at Novell Yes, except if your last name is Messman.

Oh, wait, we found one: