Michael Cooney
Senior Editor

How to shut up Microsoft bashers

Opinion
Jun 30, 20061 min

One pro-Microsoft mag has published a guide MS partners and, we guess, fans can use to defend Redmond’s technological spawn.

Microsoft Certified Professional Online (Ed. – Rolls right off the tongue!) has published an unintentionally hysterical read in which it detail how Microsoft-pushers can answer complaints about the company’s security holes, price, delays, etc.

Here’s our favorite bit:

“…many partners say that they seldom hear flat-out ‘I hate Microsoft’ sentiments anymore.”

Huh? We would think the only Microsoft pushers who don’t hear that are hearing-impaired.

Another good piece of advice for Microsoft partners: “