Did you hear Ken Lay is working at a Burger King in Tucson?
He’s working the closing shift with Jim Morrison and Elvis.
The Internet’s good for so much, including ridiculousness such as conspiracy theorists who think disgraced – and dead – Enron head Ken Lay isn’t actually six feet under.
Click here to read the AP story on the theorists.
Lay’s lawyer, Michael Ramsey, said: “When I read the garbage that’s on the Internet, I’m reminded of the parable of the jackass kicking the dead lion. I think that’s enough said.”
We’re reminded of the parable of the dead lion, who live alive hogged all the food for himself and left his pride high and dry.
Via My Way News
