See, not all of our tech support is in India.
Paul Dinoia of Manchester, Conn., should be happy to note he’s A) won this week’s caption contest, and B) Won’t be winning a Dell laptop.
Click below for the rockin’ runners-up and head back later today for the start of the next tilt.
Runners-up
I know profits are down, but I didn’t think Dell was operating so much in the red.Clifton K. “Hey! That’s pretty funny! Can you make that laptop explode again?”Matthew A. “Gee, and I thought I stood out in this black suit. She is really over the top in her IBM Blue!”Tom M. “You have reached the Dell Learning Centre. My name is Zhang Ziyi, but you can call me Steve.” Douglas L. At Dell we learned what it takes to really piss bulls off.Gina Q. “At the Dell Learning Centre, we teach more efficient ways for sweatshops to build our hardware.”Matthew S. “No, no, no! This week we’re pushing Red Hat! Red Hat! No wonder we get so many complaints…”Casey H.
And this batch of students will be manning the phones tomorrow, just after they
