Michael Cooney
Senior Editor

Latest contest winner

Opinion
Aug 7, 20062 mins

Great pickup lines: “I swear, the closer I get this to you, the better my signal gets!”

Should he need one, Tony DeHart now has a great new pick-up line himself: “I won the Layer 8 Weekly Caption Contest.”

Click below to check out our runners-up and head back later today for the start of a new tilt.

Runners-up

“Once I get this into Photoshop, you will be much shorter than me and wearing something by another designer!”Eric S. Introducing the new slim model line from Sony Ericcson. Phones slim enough for fashion models.Simon D. “I go to conferences so I can take my picture with a model and tell everyone at work she went out with me.”Stephen H. “See? The phonecam really does make you look taller!”Shay H. “OK, so now I’m right next to you… CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW?!?!”Michael L. “Sony Ericsson is thrilled to demonstrate their new three-handed text messaging features!”Jeff C. Let’s face it, you just can’t take a good picture of Bill Gates!Ronald A. “And look, it even has the theme song from ‘Beauty and The Beast’ as a ringtone.”Lynn R. “Ooh, you are right. It does make me look richer and thinner.”Bill C. “Maybe we’re not pointing it in the right direction.”Terry T. After David Spade’s latest show was cancelled, he went back to his old job selling cell phones in the mall.Will W.