Oh, man, do we want this for Christmas.
Sick of a cell phone you can accidentally run through the wash? Or one that has a bleating, wimpy “La Cucaracha” ring tone?
You need a portable Rotary Cell Phone with the trademark heart-attack-inducing “RIIIIIIIIIIING.” Although it looks like it could take down a rhino, it only weighs 2 pounds and works on GSM networks.
