Dell rolls out asbestos line of desktops

  Given the summer it’s had, maybe now is not the best time for (Kaboom! You’ve got a) Dell to roll out its new line of desktops. Especially a line that claims to be “energy-saving”. Lap-scorching, but energy saving. This press release is full – full, we say! – of joke set ups. “Dell continues to simplify operations and deliver greater efficiencies for customers so they can focus on growth and reducing IT complexities,” said Jeff Clarke, senior vice president, Dell Product Group. And, you know, fighting fires.