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“I pulled you over because you’re doing 486 in a 386 zone.” Joe Wright is the big winner in this week’s contest. He doesn’t, unfortunately, win the VW. Check out our runners-up below and c’mon back tomorrow for the start of the next round. Runners-up “No, we’re not #$%^&!! valets! Now get this piece of crap off the stage!” Ron E. “You mean Sony even made the battery for THIS?” Gary R. “No seriously! Get out of the car! It’s my turn!” Eric S. “So let me get this straight: I buy the laptop, and the car comes with it?” Joel S. Intel introduces the “drive through” trade show. Alan M. “So, This thing is upgradeable to Vista by coupon?” Adrienne M. “This blasted GPS navigation system! You mean this isn’t the airport?” Brent C. “Sir, we object to the name VW Bug, the new name is VW Feature” Mike G. “It’s crazy, I just turned the wipers on and the dash computer told me it had to reboot to load new drivers…..I guess we didn’t go with Linux did we?” Dale H. “It says here in the manual to press CTRL ALT DEL to get this thing re-started.” Allen S.