Latest contest winner

“Why pay attention to beautiful blondes when we have these cool video games?” Will Mittelsteadt of Cedar Rapids, Iowa, hits the nail on the head with this week’s winning caption. Why, indeed? Maybe they’ll grow up, start a company in a garage and be able to buy and sell most of the free world. Check out our fantastic runners-up below, including some incredibly insightful NW-related ones, and check back “Tomorrow, tomorrow, a new contest start tomorrow, it’s only a day away… /broadway belt Runners-up “Why is it we never get this close to girls in real life?” Anne K. Network World reporters at DEMOfall 2006 – peachy keen! Mark B. Sociological study of basic primate instincts, guys are given the choice between games and blondes. Conclusion to be published in Cosmo. Dale H. “America! The freedom to choose a video game over a beautiful woman in jeans!” Martin Z. “You’re right, this glue on my hands DOES dry instantly!” Anthony D. “Are you tired of all of the girls not noticing you? Well, don’t notice them back! The Xbox 360 with its patented technology…” Casey H. “…let’s hack into Network Worlds’ Layer 8 and fix their popup code for the contest graphic…” Brent C. Dorks Gone Wild! Greg M. “…and Microsoft is under pressure for providing heroin, in the form of the XBox 360, to minors. Lawsuits to follow….” Tim L.