Latest contest winner

After years of testing, Ed was on the verge of perfecting the white chocolate processor chip. End of year honors go to David Futral for winning our last Weekly Caption Contest of 2006. Thanks to everyone who submitted captions this year. You make Mondays less painful. Runners-up “I wonder if any are coconut. I HATE coconut.” John G. “Argh! We forgot to include a spacebar! Let’s call it ‘ergonomic’ and see if people buy it anyway!” Scott N. Microsoft’s new treats, prepared by our little elves. Dale H. The latest in Microsoft’s attempt at Apple style innovation. No more pesky keyboard letters to interfere with simplicity. Matt G. “One of these chips is not like the others. One of these chips just doesn’t belong…” Simon D. “And this, class, is why we ‘Measure twice, cut once.’ ” Gene L. “Mmmmm . . . fresh baked chips!” Neil L. Despite the clean room conditions, Orville’s brownies still did not come out quite right. Dan F. “Mmmm… I love the smell of fresh silicon in the morning!” Kev W. “I know you’re laying there disguised as a chip. You may as well give up. I can wait alllllll day.” Steve S. “Yes, they are wafer-thin, crisp, and de-licious!” Casey H. After sneezing, Norman suddenly realized why the others in the lab wore face masks. Greg P. Larry hopes his cupcakes are a hit at the office party this year. Jason W.