Caption contest winner
The competition was really tough this week and any number of entries could have won. With that in mind, send out a collective hug to Ron Enderland for his winning entry: “One day these clowns will be trying to override my vetoes . . .” Many thanks to all who entered. More entries follow:
“Microsoft is more powerful than Congress, but you guys in your cute little robes are doing the best job that you can…so keep up the good work!” “Man, that was some party last night!” “I’m so going to have sex after this.” “I can’t believe I have to sit here and listen to these dweebs. I wonder if I can buy the government and fire these guys.” “I just passed gas and made 5 figures doing it!” “MMMMMMM I’m glad I wore the Depends. ” “Hmmm, if I pull this off, I’ll be able to hire so many offshore programmers that I will be able to say I created and dismantled the tech industry in the United States.” “Wow, I shouldn’t have had that bean and cheese burrito before this hearing. It’s gonna be a long day (especially for those around me).” “Hmm.. I wonder if Cheney & Ballmer have the same barber…” “Oh I wish I was an Oscar Meyer weiner – everyone would be in love with me!” “Oh please. I make more in an hour than you’ll make in your whole life. Just go away and let me be.” “My underwear is too tight.” “I’m the way i am because of my mom.” “Let’s see, 300,000 H-1B visa’s at 35k saves me 40k times 300,000 gives me another 13.5 Billion in the old bank account. yipee!” “Oh jeez, another four hours of this fake smile and I’M gonna puke!” “I knew I shouldn’t have eaten those apricots this morning……whew!” “Can’t wait to get to that Mac sale today.” “I should buy this place, install a throne in here and become king!” “Norway… I think I’ll buy Norway…” “Little does the Senator realize I’m sending a text message on my Zune.” “Does this tie make me look like I can buy him 3,760 times?” “If this guy calls me ‘Your Grand Nerdness’ one more time, I’m going to hack his children’s police records.” “Wait a second. ‘Senator’ Jobs? Uh oh.” “I love Botox.” “Did Paula Jones sit in this chair? Oh, I forgot – I bought that chair.” “No, Senator, I did not inhale, I mean, install Linux. No, Senator, I did not inhale – darn it – install Linux.”
