Michael Cooney
Senior Editor

Caption contest winner: Men in hats

Opinion
Apr 6, 20073 mins

Tough competition this week for Layer 8 Caption Contest. Hat’s off to Jay Moore for this winner: You *WILL* like Vista. You *WILL* buy Vista. You *WILL* like Vista. You *WILL* buy Vista. You *WILL* like Vista. You *WILL* buy Vista. You *WILL* like Vista. You *WILL* buy Vista…. Thanks to everyone for playing. Take a gander at the competition:

‘Is this really going to work better than Rogaine…? “Pointing Device for your Brain” The new way for the Devil to take your soul when you make an agreement. “I’m bored, can I go fight the Red Baron with Snoopy now?” President Bush can you hear us? President Bush can you hear us? Crossing Jordan experts screening executive thoughts for SOX compliance” “Pointing Device for your Brain” Mmm it is kinda obvious. It is geeks using the g.MOBIlab to see the difference in biosignals for male personalities who gets a hair cutted every 6th week, and those who do not. “Physical labor soon to be out of fashion”. Tell me if this hurts when I click here.. Now with just a few more clicks, we can see what you are really thinking. The new Captain Avenger head gear will be so hot on the ski slopes this year. New direct programming for corporate employees will raise efficiency 1.02% ‘Thinking Caps’ can now be programmed ! And now you can see how Rocky, using the power of the Brainwave TurboCollimeter, is forcing the subject to reveal his password. Making it look like a real and functioning brain monitor, is only used to make fun of his boss in front of the other workers. USB Hairgrowth Device for Men! Martin Zapata I wonder if this would work on my wife as well? Oommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmlet! Roger, stop touching me. Hey, this might get us on the Letterman show. DOCTOR DOCTOR….I CAN’T SEE! Now I know what happened to that hat I lost 52 years ago. Jehovah’s Witnesses go virtual…”Dude, this blogging thing beats walking!” Alvin didn’t know if “Twister for Chipmunks” was such a good idea. Speak and Spell’s newest release : Patient care for nurse aids ! Success! Men really only think about food, sex and video games IN THAT ORDER! For some strange reason, I’m thinking of Hillary Clinton naked?! “I hope I don’t think about what my wife and I did last night……….uh….oops!” “When I click here you won’t remember who Britney Spears is.” Hey, was that his PIN number? I am now going to program my boss to give me a promotion and a raise without him knowing it. Fashion stylist Igor tires to bring back a child’s cap from the 50’s. “Alright, I’ve uploaded the new instruction set. Now, go home and clean up. Your dating routine should run flawlessly, this time.” That Vulcan mind-meld thing is SOOOO 20th Century. Vulcan mind-meld without that icky physical contact part. Don’t move. I’m not sure if this is hooked up right. Wait until I Google “ground wire”.