by Michael Cooney

Senior Editor

GPS panties

Opinion

May 31, 20051 min

Wanna get your friends? Send them the link for Forget-Me-Not Panties, which “will monitor the location of your daughter, wife or girlfriend 24 hours a day, and can even monitor their heart rate and body temperature.”

It’s sure to raise the blood pressure of any woman or privacy nut, and could incapacitate a female privacy nut.

Sure, it’s a joke, but a pretty good one, complete with nerd diagram of the technology in use.

Via The Register

Data Center

by Michael Cooney

Senior Editor

Michael is a senior editor with Network World focused on deciphering the strategies of many core high-tech vendors such as Cisco, Arista, Juniper, HPE and IBM. Michael has been writing about the industry for more than 33 years and has won coverage awards from ASBPE and FOLIO. He has a BA in Journalism and Technical Writing Certificate from The Pennsylvania State University.

He can be reached at michael_cooney@foundryco.com.

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