It’s never too late for a good Carly Fiorina story – even one that’s a little stale.
In preparation for our fantastic annual NW 200 extravaganza, we were combing through the archives and found the February story on Carly’s severence package from HP. We all know she got a gazillion dollars to ensure the door didn’t hit her on the way out, but did you know about the other perks?
Like:
- Administrative support for a six-month period.
- Maintenance of her home security system for one-year, and, our favorite…
- She gets to keep her PC equipment and technical support for three months.
Imagine getting her help desk call?
“Hi, ma’am. You’re having trouble with your laptop fan? OK, I want you to go to Start, then Run, then type cmd. Next, type format c: . You should be all set. Huh?…Gee, ma’am, your call is breaking up…Um…I think I’m losing the connection…”
