“Puh-lease! You could have at least Photoshopped my red-eye and added a beard.” Aaron Spencer gets a free trip to creepy Santa’s lap for winning our latest Weekly Caption Contest. Actually, that’s more of a prize for losing; we’ll just send him something nice. Click below to see what the runners-up had to say and check back later today for the start of the final Weekly Caption Contest of 2005. Runners-up The New Power Mac Santa, with that clean Apple look.Leo S. No, don’t smack her in the head with the photo, this isn’t an HP commercial!Mark B. “EEEwwwwwuuuuu, I don Related content news analysis FBI/IC3: Vile $5B business e-mail scam continues to breed FBI/IC3 reports over 40,000 worldwide victims and $5 billion in the latest reckoning By Michael Cooney May 08, 2017 5 mins Security news analysis Ultimate geek dream? NASA challenges you to jump on the FORTRAN bandwagon! NASA opens High Performance Fast Computing Challenge By Michael Cooney May 05, 2017 4 mins Government Open Source Enterprise Applications news analysis Fragmented, disorganized IT systems thwart feds ability to track visas DHS OIG says ineffective IT process has contributed to a backlog of more than 1.2 million visa overstay cases. By Michael Cooney May 04, 2017 5 mins Analytics Data Center Security news analysis TSA: “As you can imagine, live anti-tank rounds are strictly prohibited altogether.” TSA finds live anti-tank round in carry-on bag By Michael Cooney Apr 28, 2017 2 mins Security Podcasts Videos Resources Events NEWSLETTERS Newsletter Promo Module Test Description for newsletter promo module. Please enter a valid email address Subscribe