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Why it’s a bad idea to use a convenience store microwave

Mar 06, 20061 min
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Ya just never know what the customer before you might have been heating up. To wit, a pair in Pittsburgh were cited last week for damaging a convenience store microwave after a fake penis filled with urine they were heating up exploded. The guy had filled the, um, unit with his urine so his female companion could use it to pass a drug test. Why the pair chose a convienience store microwave to heat up the good and why the woman was planning to use a fake male organ to trick the testers are just two questions we have.