The winner of our most recent caption contest is: “No one expects the Virus Inquisition!” Darin Bush Many thanks for all who played this week. For a look at Darin’s competition see here:
A demonstration of the latest Windows Vista security hole exploit, “chant hacking”. And Microsoft thought they only had to worry about 14 year olds with too much time on their hands…. Network World hires some Gregorian monks in an effort to deduce why we can’t see a larger version of this week’s caption contest… (Sung to tune of Gregorian chant) “In-stall Vis-ta Li-cen-ses – Do-na EU-LA Re-qui-em” RSA demonstrates the “priestly language” of hackers Red Hat – no, Brown Cloak! “Dude, Britney Spears backed out at the last moment.” “I said ‘Cross-Platform’ not ‘Cross-Dressers’!” “This was cheaper than going Kosher.” Pie Iesu domine,… [bonk] …dona eis requiem. [bonk] (see Monty Python…..) RSA Attendees are Entertained by Performing Chip-Monks Microsoft’s new song and dance – “We have no problems” Monty Python and the Holy Grail revival. Monks – Pie Iesu Domine, Dona Eis Requiem [bonk!] Sith Lords prepare to attack Anakin Skywalker and Queen Amidala (seen in the background). Welcome to the data inquisition folks! Guess what we’re wearing UNDER our robes! Testing the security conscience, monks distracted the audience while pick pockets demonstrated the new security enhancements. Each one representing the seven sins and which everyone in the audience intends on breaking. Winner to dine with [for eyes only]. Out of work IT guys find new jobs.
