Congratulations to Don Esposito, winner of the caption contest, who turned in this groaner: “Yeah. She looks cool now but wait ’till you see the tan lines.” Thanks to all who submitted an entry…better luck next time. Check out Don’s competition:
Once again, tight competition for last week’s caption contest. Here are some of the better ones that almost made the grade: Woman shot with Ipod in sound condition. New fertility monitor doubles as Ipod and phone as well. iUmbilicleCord She walks, she talks, she crawls on her belly. Yes, it’s the amazing Travel Doll for Executives. I am Borg. I will assimilate your iPods and make them part of my collective.. Sadly, with a combination of four gigs of disco music and super-long-lasting batteries, the victim boogied herself to death. Watch the fat just melt away with the new iPod Fat Melting Accessory …. By Ronco. Introducing the new iBaby. The latest technology in home ultrasounding. See what your having before you’re even pregnant. Oooohhhh – this new iPlease system is so oo..oooo..O. And I know you like watching, don’t you? Go ahead, admit it. “y m C a” just go to the y m C a a” New from Apple … iPunk or iBorg ‘Rotate the iPod, please HAL’ Can you stomach great sound? Are you wired or weird? If I position myself like this I can get in a lot more stations. “Now They’ll Sleep” has got to be her favorite Belly song. What mp3 player? I don’t see one. and for you guys, the new mood-o-pod which not only plays your favorite mp3’s but tells you her mood. black is very very angry, blue is very nice. On sale now. Yeah. She looks cool now but wait ’till you see the tan lines. “New from Japan – The latest in belly-button rings”
